Alice in wonderland sleeve close up! By Eryka Jensen @pinklightsaber #aliceinwonderland #alice #art #artist #tattoo #tattooshop #tattooartist #sleeve #tattoosleeve #boise #boisetattoos #bishoprotary #hellyeahtattoos #theinkmasters
Best joke at work today:
"Sometimes I wish I was a slide so kids would go down on me every day."
Grilled cinnamon swirl bread, peanut butter, banana, & chocolate chip sandwich #highdeas #100happydays #dayfive (at 922)
i just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard. I think im going to dig it up and replace it with a grilled cheese sandwich, i bet that would blow its freaking mind.
What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT